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Halloween Week – Costume Showcase Day 5

It’s Friday. Time for the final installment of the costume showcase theme. I’ve saved…whatever I had left for last.


Halloween Week – Costume Showcase Day 3

Costume showcase continues today. I wish I had something more witty to throw up here as a lead-in but unfortunately I’ve exhausted most of my brainpower just trying to find the pictures.

Oh, Yeah...It's A MarvelNice Cape

Hair Fetishists Love ThisNot Pictured: A Drinking Problem

Hopefully We'll See A Psylocke Resurgance post Uncanny X-ForceSeeing Red


Halloween Week – Costume Showcase Day 1

You know what’s this week? Halloween. That’s right. The yearly excuse for ladies to choose a profession and somehow make it sexy for a costume. I’ve been hard at work for my costume, thought it’ll be anything but sexy. Anyhow, in the spirit of the season I’ve decided to showcase some awesome cosplay, which has become a staple of this here blog. Hope you enjoy it!

Ineffective CamoflaugeWardrobe Adjustment

Turnin' Heads

Big Gun![/acdc]Smaller Gun


Cosplay Catch-up

75% percent of the searches leading to this site have a varation of “sexy cosplay” in them, and I feel like I haven’t been catering to that crowd lately. They’re the ones who give us a fair share of hits and yet I haven’t posted anyone in an awkward costume for like a month now. So I’m going to remedy that by posting some pictures in the hopes of appeasing my readership.

Enjoy.

Nice sash

Peachy Keen

She doesn't need a radar to find my Dragon balls.

Somewhere, Bendis is touching himself

Bagpipe Guy Steals The Show


Cosplay Appreciation Week – Day Five : Jean Grey

So…you probably should have seen this coming. (Telepathy joke. Owned.)

Marvel Girl


Cosplay Appreciation Week – Day Three : Black Widow

Da.

Surprisingly, I haven’t really made that much of a big deal out of IRON MAN 2 hitting theaters here soon. I am really psyched about it, as I loved the first one and the more I watch it the higher it climbs on my ladder of superhero flicks. Honestly, I’ll pop it in and get more out of it than I will THE DARK KNIGHT, but then again two and a half hours of Christian Bale’s growly rape voice is sometimes more than I can handle. Anyhow, Black Widow is in IRON MAN 2, and funnily, I think some of the cosplayers did a better job with the costume than the production designers for that film, so enjoy!

Glasses. Yes.

In retrospect, Bruce Campbell would have made an awesome Nick Fury...

Random Sexual Innuendo

Redheads. That's Why You're Here.

Her eyes are a perfect mixture of come hither and also gtfo.


Cosplay Appreciation Week – Day Two : Mary Marvel

Happy now, google?

For some reason, the searches leading to this site range all over the damned map. But in addition to just plain “sexy cosplay” or the like, we get alot and I mean A LOT of searches for “Mary Marvel” and I figured now was the time to give the people what they want. One thing I noticed while researching this post, is that there are far more people cosplaying as dark Mary Marvel than happy-go-lucky-innocent Mary Marvel. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Watch the hits roll in...

This should attract the goth demographic...

Bonus Huntress

Latex. That's another base covered...

Another classic. Almost a rarity...

Stop staring


Cosplay Appreciation Week – Day One : Catwoman

Is Your Cat Always Making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?!?!?

Because I seem to get a great response from the random posting of cosplay girls, I have decided to make this week “Cosplay Appreciation Week” in the hopes that the hits will propel us to another record month. Day one begins with Catwoman, because…hey, Catwoman!

Is Your Cat Always STOMPING AROUND, DRIVING YOU CRAZY?!?!?!

Is Your Cat Always CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES?!?!?
(they see me rollin’…they hatin’…)

Well, try KITTEN MITTENS!!!

Kitten Mittens, You'll be Smitten!

Meeee-oooww!!!

I'm out of Sunny in Philadelphia references...

Luckily, I'm also out of images...SCORE!

If you have any suggestions for what character should come next, be sure to hit up the comments section or message me on the twitter.


Weekly Moment Of Truth

Public Service Announcement

I like to tell myself that I go for the $1.00 issues of Uncanny X-Men, but I think Power Girl’s “boob window” comes in at 2nd place, at the very least. To keep this sort of relevant, I’ve recently committed to attending the Austin Comic Con this November. Ronin might be tagging along but I haven’t gotten a firm committment yet. So if you’re in the Austin area there’s a good chance you might see me wandering around trying to get pictures of attractive ladies dressed like superheroes.

For journalism.


A Tribute To Sexy Supergirl Cosplay

It is a testament to my perversion that I know which professional latex model this is...
Is there anything better than hot chicks dressed up as Supergirl? I mean, I suppose hot chicks dressed up like Catwoman or something like that. But for the purposes of this post we’re just going to have to agree that hot girls in miniskirts rock pretty darn hard.

Why am I making this post? It’s not because I’m lazy and have no content prepared, because I’d tell you if that were the case. Remember Batman on the elephant? Yeah, search for it. I’m doing this because for the last week 50% of my traffic has come from google searches about “cosplay” or “hot cosplay chicks” and damnit who am I to not cater to that portion of my readership?

So enjoy!

...but I don't know this one so that makes it okay.

Nice belt...

There's a blonde joke here somewhere...

Bonus Harley Quinn

Save the best for las(s)t...

G’night everybody!


Shameless Traffic Grab : Lexi Belle as Harley Quinn

If we formed a convention around her it'd be a  "Lexicon"

I have no clue WHY Lexi Belle (twitter alias @OMG_LEXIBELLE) is dressed up like Harley Quinn. I’m assuming it’s for that forthcoming Batman porno parody I mentioned about a month ago. That having been said, there is no reason NOT to post a cute girl essentially cosplaying as the Joker’s main squeeze. So enjoy!


I Have No Content Prepared So Here’s A Collection of Girls Dressed Like Wonder Woman

…and that is how you generate pageviews, my friends.


And Now, A Collection of Hot Cosplay Babes (a.k.a. A Shameless Attempt To Generate Hits)

Emma FrostEmma Frost

Baroness
Baroness

Black Widow
Black Widow

Catwoman
Catwoman

Zatanna
Zatanna

Marvel Girl
Marvel Girl

Supergirl
Supergirl

Chun Li
Chun Li

Dark Mary Marvel
Mary Marvel

Black Cat
Black Cat

Harley Quinn

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I would try to say something worthwhile, but I believe the pictures speak for themselves.


And Now, An Example of Cosplay Gone Wrong….

Jokey-Mon?

This has been an example of cosplay gone wrong…


A Total Game Changer for Anime/Cosplay Conventions

BEHOLD!!!
O Hai Thar!

Yes, that is a Pedobear hoodie.

At the mind-shatteringly low (google : sarcasm) price of $175.00(!!!!), one would be a fool not to pick this up. Think of all the fun one could have at Anime conventions! It would be comedy gold!

Seriously though, let’s all get a bunch of these and then flashmob a Miley Cyrus concert.

If you feel that you must buy such a thing, click here.


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