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Happy Birthday Annie Cruz

Batman Does Not Wear Effective Clothing, He IS Effective Clothing

We here at Comics Con Queso want to wish a very happy birthday to friend of the site; sexy uber-nerd pornstar Annie Cruz. Annie loves Batman about as much as it is humanly possible and is better at video games than I am. We couldn’t make it out to California to tell her in person, so we’re using the wonders of the internet to give her this tribute.

Happy Birthday Annie!




























You’ll notice I tried to put up photos that emphasized equal parts sexy and nerdy. I feel like that was appropriate. And now here’s a special bonus video of superhero Annie:

For More Annie you can find her on twitter @AnnieFuckinCruz and her official website is Annie-Cruz.com

Halloween Week – Costume Showcase Day 3

Costume showcase continues today. I wish I had something more witty to throw up here as a lead-in but unfortunately I’ve exhausted most of my brainpower just trying to find the pictures.

Oh, Yeah...It's A MarvelNice Cape

Hair Fetishists Love ThisNot Pictured: A Drinking Problem

Hopefully We'll See A Psylocke Resurgance post Uncanny X-ForceSeeing Red

Fine, I Give In! Here’s Some Bondage…

There, Happy Now?

So yeah, I didn’t want to have to resort to this, but you leave me no choice. It’s the gratuitous superheroine bondage update! That should nudge the traffic numbers to where I want them.

Avatar to get the Porno Spoof Treatment

I guess that's why they call it the blues...

That didn’t take long.

It seems that Hustler is gearing up to make a pornographic parody of the recent smash hit “Avatar” sometime in 2010. We probably should have seen this coming considering that the porno industry seems to be living off of nothing but parodies and spoofs as far as the DVD market goes. 30 Rock, The Cosby Show, Scrubs, Batman and Jersey Shore all have their penetration-heavy parodies on shelves  or are coming shortly, to say nothing of slew of Sarah Palin related pun-heavy pornos that sprang up during the election season.

Not sure what kind of budget the porno is operating on, but I doubt it’ll live up to Cameron’s vision. That having been said, this sonofoabitch better be in 3D or I’m not buying.