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Cosplay Catch-up

75% percent of the searches leading to this site have a varation of “sexy cosplay” in them, and I feel like I haven’t been catering to that crowd lately. They’re the ones who give us a fair share of hits and yet I haven’t posted anyone in an awkward costume for like a month now. So I’m going to remedy that by posting some pictures in the hopes of appeasing my readership.

Enjoy.

Nice sash

Peachy Keen

She doesn't need a radar to find my Dragon balls.

Somewhere, Bendis is touching himself

Bagpipe Guy Steals The Show


Funny Gif Friday

I have nothing to contribute today, so here’s a funny GIF of Wolverine slashing at a fire escape from that shitty ass movie he was in last year…


All Women Look The Same To Superman

All That Glop

And that’s how he convinces Lois it’s not cheating…


Black Canary : Strong Female Icon

Women and their excuses...

Presented without comment…


Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber

WHOAAAA!!!!!Original

So, I have no idea why this exists or who made it or why every Batman comic isn’t centered around this very idea, but someone sent me the link and I felt compelled to post it.


Panel of the Week

Buffy POTW

From “Buffy The Vampire Slayer – Season Eight # 33”


Again, I Have No Content Prepared So Here’s A Picture of Batman on An Elephant

Nanananananana Batman

Isn’t this just the best blog ever?


I Have No Content Prepared So Here’s A Funny Batman Picture…

Bathat

Batman loves sexy hats.


Krypto The Superdog Knows He’s Terrific

Kryptoterrific

Seriously, the size of the ego on that dog…


And Now, A Random Deadpool Moment…

Deadpool 17From Deadpool v. 2 # 17


We Have A Discussion Forum Now!

The web address ccq-blog.info should now lead you to the forums. My hope is to build a thriving internet community where people can come together and discuss all kinds of different topics, not the least of which being the comic books I detail here on the blog.

Tell your friends! Join today!


What Do You Even Call This?

P-Cat

Even animals in the Marvel Universe are obsessed with Bondage.


A Completely Useless (Yet Somehow Comic Related) Status Update

Erection Junction, What's Your Function?

There’s your disturbing visual for the day.

A’thankya.


Liveblogging – LOST Premiere

8:00 – WOOHOO! A recap following the one-hour recap I just watched…

8:02 – I’m on a plane!  (feat. T-Pain and Jack Shephard)

8:05 – Desmond is my constant.

8:06 –  The Island is underwater…and you would think they could afford better CGI…

8:07 – Commercial break. Gonna run and grab some muh-fuhn cake!

8:08 – I wanna bang this chick in the cold sore commercial…

8:09 – Steve Martin can’t dance.

8:09 – Jack set us up the bomb.

8:10- Aaaaaaand Kate’s in a tree.

8:12 – AAHHHH!!!! VIET-CONG! Oh, nope, just Miles.

8:13 – Another Jack. Aaaaaaaaand, now it feels like Lost.

8:13 – Boot to the head! THWAP!!!

8:14 – Alternate divergent timelines, I guess. CRISIS ON INFINITE ISLANDS!!!

8:16 – LOST fact : Hurley likes chicken…

8:18 – OMFG! Juliet is the little boy in the well!!!

8:19 – Sayid understands the worth of a good dying soliloquy.

8:19 – Jacob shows up. Time for a commercial break.

8:22 – YES! The return of asshole businessman Jin! GO MYSOGYNY!

8:24 – Locke = AWESOME liar.

8:25 – And there’s Locke who isn’t Locke with stab-happy Ben!

8:27 – Man, that trailer for Cop Out does not inspire confidence.

8:31 – I hope she’s all smushed and they turn her into Lost’s own Captain Pike. *beep* *beepbeep*

8:32 – Pensive Jacob is Pensive.

8:33 – OH FUCK! JACOB IS  A GHOST! Jacob…Marley? LOST IS THE CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!

8:36 – Oh, Charlie and his heroin…

8:37 – FUCK COMMERCIALS! I WANT TO BE CONFUSED!!!!

8:40 – So did they just watch the OD scene from Pulp Fiction and go…YEAH LETS DO THAT!

8:41 – HE’S ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!

8:42 – Well, she’s good and smushed.

8:45 – Evil Locke is evil…also he hides like he’s motherfucking Batman.

8:46 – Ooooh! Big scary monster.

8:48 – OH SNAP! THE MONSTER IS IN LOCKE! *brainsplode*

8:53 – Spoiler, Juliet becomes Professor X.

8:54 – “I have something important to tell you…the key to the island…is in  the castle arrrgggghhhhhhhhh….”

8:55 – Sawyer : This is my serious face.

8:55 – Quick note, I want to bang hot Australian stewardess.

8:56 – And for the first time in LOST history, a plane lands successfully.

8:59 – I wonder how much more story they could fit in if they’d cut out all this slowmo…

9:00 – Part One down, more mindfucks to follow…

9:04 – And we’re back…

9:05 – *crosses fingers* Guitarcase full of guns…guitarcase full of guns…guitarcase full of guns.

9:06  – Missing Coffin. It’s like the Hangover, except with Jack’s dead daddy.

9:07 – Legends of the Hidden Temple anybody?

9:08 – Just saw how many hits I’ve gotten for this liveblog, I’m gonna have to do this every week! BWAHHAHAHA!

9:10 – Wicked awesome uniforms, bro.

9:12 – My cat just left the room, she’s had it with this shit.

9:14 – Hello Monica Baccarin, I want to lick your face.

9:16 – Evangeline Lilly is seriously enabling my handcuff fetish…

9:17 – Oh, I see what you did there…

9:18 – Sawyer needs a grief counselor. Badly.

9:20 – HOT STEWARDESS! Awesome.

9:22 – Okay…so, confused again.

9:22 – A giant wooden fortune cookie?

9:23 – ROLE CALL!!!

9:26 – Miss Piggy has jungle fever.

9:30 – Ha ha! Silly foreigners…

9:31 – Blood sacrifice KALI MA! KALI MA!

9:32 – Let’s play Baptize the Iraqi!

9:33 – Wicked kung-fu, bro.

9:35 – If they do bring Sayid back at this point, that mofo is basically Rasputin.

9:38 – I would do naughty, naughty things to Courtney Cox. And I would make David Arquette watch every minute. *evil laugh*

9:40 – One Sayid is dead, but the other is still on the prowl for some ‘tang!

9:41 – Kate totally stole that move from Casino Royale.

9:43 – Rocks. Sawyer’s kryptonite.

9:44 – Hurley has awesome deductive powers.

9:45 – To be fair, I’d be afraid of evil smoke-monster Locke too.

9:48 – The villain is monologuing. *dum dum dum*

9:50 – Man, I am so tired of seeing Luke Wilson during my commercial breaks.

9:53 – Locke needs to stop being so goddamn philosophical. That shit’ll get you killed…OH WAIT!

9:57 – Richard just got knocked the fuck out!

9:58 – RASPUTIN LIVES! *headsplode!*

Okay, so the premiere is finished. We’re off to a good start. They have so many options as to where they can go with what they’ve set themselves up with.


And Now, Another Stupid Moment in Comics…

Vulcan Death Grip

A true fan would have had Bones taking out Wolverine. For real.


Comic Science > Regular Science

Yes...this will work.

Just sayin…


And Now, Another Stupid Moment in Comics…

Fiasco Doesn't Begin to Cover It...


Comic Book Economy Update

Looks Like Everybody Is Taking A Secondary Job…

DeSaad works the drivethrough...From “AMBUSH BUG # 2” (July 1985)


Avatar to get the Porno Spoof Treatment

I guess that's why they call it the blues...

That didn’t take long.

It seems that Hustler is gearing up to make a pornographic parody of the recent smash hit “Avatar” sometime in 2010. We probably should have seen this coming considering that the porno industry seems to be living off of nothing but parodies and spoofs as far as the DVD market goes. 30 Rock, The Cosby Show, Scrubs, Batman and Jersey Shore all have their penetration-heavy parodies on shelves  or are coming shortly, to say nothing of slew of Sarah Palin related pun-heavy pornos that sprang up during the election season.

Not sure what kind of budget the porno is operating on, but I doubt it’ll live up to Cameron’s vision. That having been said, this sonofoabitch better be in 3D or I’m not buying.


Man, Comics Used To Be Awesome

M-m-m-m-monkay Man!
Action Comics # 238

We don’t get enough stuff like this anymore. *sigh*


Marvel Comics Takes A Moment To Piss Me Off

Apparently, Marvel Comics has decided that it wanted to hurt me in some way and they couldn’t decide between kicking me directly in the narbles with a steel-toed shoe or cancelling one of my favorite books. I’m pretty sure they decided on cancellation based solely on the fact that they couldn’t find a shoe in the appropriate size at a reasonable cost.

AHHHH! BEASTIALITY! RUN!

And thus, S.W.O.R.D., a title that I have wholly enjoyed for all of three issues, is slated to get the axe at issue 5. Of course, the inevitable campaign to save the book has already begun, this time spear-headed by NerderyBlog, but very seldom do such programs work out, especially for books that have just launched and represent, for Marvel anyway, a miniscule investment with only marginal returns.

That having been said, Marvel seems to be on a path to cancel-happy wonderland. This is disheartening because, working in a comic shop as well as being a long time obsessive reader, I know how people react to new series in the first place.

“It’ll probably get cancelled, I’ll just get the trade.”

Do you know how many times I hear that when Marvel launches a new series? About as often as my brother heard me call him a worthless idiot during the course of our childhood. (That’s alot.) This mindset is not good for business in any way, shape or form, because now Marvel isn’t even letting the first trade hit stands to guage whether or not they should keep the book afloat. It’s not like over at DC where, and this is one of the few things they really got right, books like Jonah Hex continue monthly publication based off of the strength of the trades. Hell, from what I understand the entire Vertigo line is based off of this principle.

So why then does Marvel seem compelled to cut their losses at the earliest sign of reader slippage? I think that following the Disney merger, Marvel is trying to maintain a tight publishing organization that shows sizeable profits for everything they publish. This would explain why Super Hero Squad was recently relaunched for almost no discernable reason whatsoever, as well as the re-launch/re-branding of the Avengers titles coming after the end of SIEGE in April.

The problem with this strategum is that as readers, we will inevitably come to believe that Marvel as a publishing house has no fresh ideas, because in the end they will stop putting them on the stands. If they can’t make a profit off of them, why would they? This is just as much a call to arms for consumers as it is for the publisher. I know it’s asking a lot in this economy, but if you can stomach an extra 3 bucks a month, put it toward a title that you normally wouldn’t try. Just to show Marvel that we DO want creative and diverse titles on the rack. Yes, we will all still buy New Avengers and whatever event book they’ve put Bendis on at the moment, but we also want the books that are cut from a different cloth. And I would think Beast joining an agency that prevents extra-terrestrial warfare to be closer to his green-haired alien girlfriend would qualify as being cut from a different cloth.

R.I.P. S.W.O.R.D., I will certainly miss you. (Until the re-launch, or last minute un-cancelation, or return as a backup, or whatever they end up doing.)


And Now, An Example of Cosplay Gone Wrong….

Jokey-Mon?

This has been an example of cosplay gone wrong…


And Now, A Ludicrous Batman Moment…

The Bat Man's Logic is sound...

This has been a ludicrous Batman moment…


A Total Game Changer for Anime/Cosplay Conventions

BEHOLD!!!
O Hai Thar!

Yes, that is a Pedobear hoodie.

At the mind-shatteringly low (google : sarcasm) price of $175.00(!!!!), one would be a fool not to pick this up. Think of all the fun one could have at Anime conventions! It would be comedy gold!

Seriously though, let’s all get a bunch of these and then flashmob a Miley Cyrus concert.

If you feel that you must buy such a thing, click here.